Suspended Between 3rd and L


    Suspended Between 3rd and L
          By E.J. Gwynne 

Heather Crow, of Burman, Crow, and Bishop Law, tapped her expensive Jimmy Choo’s impatiently as she waited for the elevator to return from the 20th floor back down to where she stood on the 13th. She had just come from an irritating meeting with one of her firm's “high profile” clients. Her temper still broiled from the sheer sexist ignorance of the CEO’s son. She'd hoped that once she had made partner, these experiences would become nil; that once she had made partner she would have finally gained the respect she deserved after fighting and sacrificing so much of herself to reach her goals. 

         She had taken on a calm, patient air and had tried her best to explain to the insufferable asshole why they couldn’t do X and why Y was a better solution with this delicate situation. When the elevator finally dinged she hastily stepped in, hardly glancing around at the already somewhat full load. Full for her, at least—she usually would have waited for the next and emptier car. But she had been thinking longingly of the stiff glass of whiskey she was going to pour herself when she got back to her office.

         She turned her back on the four people, already trying to avoid eye contact, and pushed the lobby button. The metallic doors closed slowly on the ugly polyester carpet and fake 13th-floor plant, and Heather let out a small sigh of relief. At level six, the elevator stopped again and an older, stylish gentleman in his mid-sixties and expensive Armani suit stepped casually into the elevator and repressed the already lit-up button for the lobby. Her eyes were drawn to his face immediately. Tanned, skin kindly touched with age, a fashionable salt and pepper beard framing a full set of lips, his black hair touched with slate gray at the temples. He looked as if he had just stepped out of a men’s fashion magazine.

         Briefly, Heather tried to remember if floor six was owned by a men’s fashion magazine. As a high-profile lawyer, she came into contact with a lot of rich and self-important men, but they all paled in comparison to this gentleman. Was it normal to feel slight dampness in her underwear?

         Heather primly shuffled with the rest of the occupants to make room in the diminishing space, shifting her legs in her black pencil shirt unconsciously trying to hide her embarrassment. She fidgeted with her brown leather briefcase and stared at the red digital floor numbers dinging past above the doors. Resisting the urge to tap her shoe again, she was now keenly aware of all of the bodies around her.

         She had always hated elevators. Every time she got in one the small voice in the back of her head would say, ‘What if you get trapped? You’ve forgotten to pee before getting on, again. What if the elevator drops? What if the walls begin to close in on you?’ And she would suddenly become very aware of her bladder and extremely conscious of the tight walls. But that was only one small part of her anxiety, the other was that ever since she’d been a small child, she’d hated tight spaces.

Her older brother had locked her in the linen closet with a chair and had left her there for hours, no matter how much she had screamed and cried. He had laughed and left to go hand out with friends, while their parents had been out running errands. She had finally exhausted herself and had fallen into a fitful sleep. It wasn’t until dinner that night that her mother had actually started to worry about where she was…her brother finally revealing she was in the closet upstairs. He’d been grounded and his video games had been taken away for a month, but the damage to her psyche was done.

A deep voice coughed beside her, the gentleman next to the buttons. A deep voice that reminded Heather of the late Alan Rickman’s said, “So,” he paused then continued, “I bet you all are wondering why I’ve gathered you here.”

Heather turned her head towards the man with a bemused grimace on her face and watched his clean manicured thumb press the emergency stop button. The elevator jolted with the flickering of the lights, forcing the occupants to gasp and stumble into one another. The faux jazz that was playing through the elevator speakers came to stop. Heather dropped her briefcase, putting her hands out as she stumbled into the man behind her.

“What the fuck man!” A young androgynous teenage kid dressed in a take-out uniform from Jimmy Johns called out from against the corner.

Heather glanced at the Jimmy Johns kid as she hurriedly straightened herself, distancing as much as she could from the burly man she had stumbled backward into. He’d raised his hands at her with an apologetic expression as if to say, ‘hey, sorry, not my fault,’ then turned his attention towards the richly dressed gentleman next to the buttons. Heather picked back up her briefcase and squared her shoulders importantly, but paused. She wanted to judge the situation she had just found herself in and appraise the other occupants before reacting. 

The man she’d knocked into had on deep blue jeans and a plaid workman’s shirt and pale timberland boots, his blonde hair and beard stubble was fashionably styled; a camera case slung over one broad shoulder. A faint smell of cologne hung about him, but she couldn’t place the brand. Heather decided to call him Mr. Burly Hipster.

An older, out-of-shape, graying woman next to the back wall wore a pink pantsuit that did nothing for her. She sniffed sharply and raised her chin to say something, when the younger woman next to her, perhaps her daughter, put a calming hand on her forearm. Heather could foresee the younger woman’s future in her likeness to the graying woman. Mrs. Dumpy and Daughter it is.

Mr. Burly Hipster pointed at Mr. Suave, as Heather had decided to call the gentleman, a hint of a southern drawl still present in his speech, and said, “Care to explain why you have stopped the elevator, Mister...? We all have places we need to be.”

         Mr. Suave clicked his tongue disappointingly and replied with a condescending smile, “Have you forgotten so easily, Trevor?”

         Mr. Suave leaned casually against the buttons, his left hand in his pocket, a perfectly plucked eyebrow raised, “Have all of you?”

Heather stared at him blankly. He briefly met her gaze and she felt a jolt of unease slide up her spine.

“Well no wonder why you’re all wondering—”

         The kid scoffed and muttered, “Give me a break. Stop your power play man, and let us off or—”

“—Or?”

Mr. Suave grinned like a wolf and Heather instantly wondered how she could have possibly found him attractive earlier. Now that he was talking to them, there was something off and very wrong with his face, but she couldn’t place what it was.

“Or I’ll call the cops!” The kid pulled out a cell phone and waved it flauntingly at Mr. Suave.

“Go ahead, Charlie. Do it.” Mr. Suave dared.

Heather didn’t like this. How did this man know these people’s names? How did he know that Mr. Burly Hipster was called Trevor and the kid’s name was Charlie?

The Jimmy John kid, Charlie, glared, and opened their phone pressing 911 onto the keypad, then stared at their phone baffled.

“No service,” they said to the elevator weakly, “I thought 911 was supposed to always have service...”

“Excuse me,” Mrs. Dumpy said in a high girly voice that didn’t match her width, “I don’t know who you think you are—”

“Yes, you do, Susan. You know exactly who I am.”

She sputtered, flabbergasted, and looked around at her fellow passengers for help. The daughter muttered, “Mom, hush.”

A small prickling was starting at the nape of Heather's neck and a funny vague feeling was beginning to spread from it, wiggling into her consciousness like an earthworm in newly turned soil. Mr. Suave turned his dark eyes onto hers. They were cold and emotionless, not matching his bright wide smile.

“You’ve been awfully quiet, Heather. Very unlike you. I would have thought you’d be the first person in this elevator to call me out. Definitely not Trevor here. But you could never miss an opportunity to show off in front of a beautiful woman, isn’t that right Trevor?” Mr. Suave laughed. “No, I imagine you’re beginning to remember our bargain, aren’t you Heather? The bargain we made all those years ago— when you were studying for your LSATs— where I found you crying into your beer at that tiny bar you used to frequent. Well, it’s time for you to pay up, Heather. It’s time for all of you to pay up.”

Heather pushed through the people and backed away from Mr. Suave until her back hit the cold hard metallic surface of the elevator wall. She was shaking her head.

“No—” she cried. “No, no, no—that wasn’t real—no”

A memory, a memory of a forgotten terrible night, was surfacing like a shark from the deep dark depths of her subconscious, looming towards her with its rows of teeth.  The elevator speakers which had previously cut out sputtered back to life, now emitting blues, Robert Johnson’s song Crossroad.

I went to the crossroad, fell down on my knees

I went to the crossroad, fell down on my knees

Asked the Lord above, "Have mercy, now, save poor Bob if you please"

Dawning horror had come over the faces of the other occupants as their memories began to surface. Memories that had been buried in the dead of night and hidden in deep dark woods never to be seen again. Except now, those memories reappeared and had been placed in shallow graves, resurfacing to claim them. 

Ooh, standin' at the crossroad, tried to flag a ride

Ooh-ee, I tried to flag a ride

Didn't nobody seem to know me, babe, everybody passes me by

Mr. Suave howled with laughter as he gently pushed himself away from the elevator buttons. A new button, red and glowing hot as if it were on fire, had appeared under P2.

Standin' at the crossroad, baby, risin' sun goin' down

Standin' at the crossroad, baby, eee-eee, risin' sun goin' down

I believe to my soul, now, poor Bob is sinkin' down

“Times Up!” Mr. Suave cackled with a toothy grin, “Times up, isn’t that right, Heather!” And Mr. Suave pushed the red button marked H. The elevator jerked and plummeted into a freefall with the screams of everyone inside. When the elevator’s doors dinged merrily at the lobby, they opened onto an empty car, the speakers finishing the song before returning back to pleasant jazz.

You can run, you can run, tell my friend Willie Brown

You can run, you can run, tell my friend Willie Brown

That I got the crossroad blues this mornin', Lord, babe, I'm sinkin' down

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